G: Spherical Mexican Hat Wavelets – best name for a statistical method ever
J: can i drink it?
G: a question that must be asked of every negative normalized second derivative of a gaussian function

A: yesterday i met my hero
A: a crazy tough guy looking biker who was rocking espresso martinis at the bar of my favorite italian place
A: asked what he was drinking
A: and he launched into a hilarious talk about how he gets double buzzed on them then goes home and vacuums

R: i was dancing at a club on saturday and this girl starts tugging on my jacket
R: and pulls me over towards her
R: and im like ok.. sweet
R: then we’re like face to face and she keeps tugging
R: turns out she was just completely shitfaced and thought i had stolen her jacket
R: so after we stand there in limbo face to face for like 2 minutes
R: with her trying to steal my jacket
R: she leans into my arm and just bites me
R: at the time i was drunk and was just thinking like ‘awww, this is adorable, shes really drunk and biting me’
R: but i got home and was like shit
R: the best part was that as she was biting me she was like
R: ‘grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’