Hello! My name is Greg. I’m programmer / web designer in Boston, Massachusetts. I am a JavaScript champion. I breath jQuery. I once wrote an entire Reddit clone in the lambda calculus, in only 4 lines. I make websites with dark backgrounds, even though it’s a bad idea. I have a gallon jug of Tabasco sauce and a Dixie cup next to my bed. I refuse to pirate Photoshop. I am not Chuck Norris; I have more of a Steve Martin / Leslie Nielson / Garrison Keillor thing going on. I like you. I like everyone who visits my blog; even msnbot. Thanks for stopping by!